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    Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Tue May 05, 2009 9:28 pm

    dito mo mahahanap ang mga Jokes na Corny at Nakakatawa o di kaya pareho.Pero madalas Corny.Pero i popost ko parin kasi nga eto yung "Wutever" Forums.

    assignment ni pedro
    Unang pasok ni Pedro sa school at binig yan sila ng limang tanong. Sa bahay nag tanong si Pedro sa nanay nya


    Pedro: nay anong sagot sa no. 1??


    Nanay:PUNYETA KA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!


    Pedro:Salamat nay (sinulat ni pedro ang sagot)


    (pumunta si pedro sa tatay nya na nasa kubeta)


    Pedro:Tay anong sagot sa no.2???

    (tatay nya kumakanta)


    Tatay:dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta


    (si Pedro punta ngayon sa ate nya. ung ate nya gumagawa ng math assgnment)


    Pedro:ate anong sagot sa no.3??


    Ate:50 60 70 80 90..


    (sinulat ni Pedro ung sinabe ng ate nya. Pumunta nga yon sya sa Lola na kumakan ta sa karaoke)


    Pedro: Lola anong sagot sa no.4???


    Lola: Dahil mahal KITA!!!!


    (si nulat ule ni Pedro ung sagot ng lola nya. pumunta nga yon sya sa kuya nya na kinokopya nya ung paburito nyang Actor in TV)


    Pedro:kuya kuya anong sagot sa no.5????


    Kuya:I shall return.

    (kinabukasan sa school nya tinanong sha ng teacher)


    Teacher:Pedro anong sagot sa no.1????

    Pedro:PUNYETAKA MARAMEKONG GINAGAWA!!!!!

    Teacher:sanmo natutuhan yan???

    Pedro:dun sa kubeta dun sa kubeta

    Teacher: (GALET ANG TEACHER) ANONG GUTO MONG GRADE!!!!

    Pedro:50 60 70 80 90...

    Teacher:(Galit) BAKIT MO KO GINAGANITO!!!

    Pedro: Dahil mahal KITA!!!!

    Teacher:(Galit)SUSPENDED KA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pedro:I shall return!!


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by kairos on Tue May 05, 2009 9:47 pm

    Wahahaha

    Galing.

    Natawa ako!
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Tue May 05, 2009 11:32 pm

    galing, medyo corny nga lang... lol...

    DAGDAGAN MO!


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Tue May 05, 2009 11:35 pm

    Bukas naman kasi balak kong gawin na tong Daily para kapag marami nang members eh may section din para sa tawanan at sa mga ka cornyhan.


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by sopas111 on Wed May 06, 2009 11:05 am

    Haha, nabasa ko sa text yan. Smile

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    haha

    Post by [g][2][4] on Wed May 06, 2009 5:54 pm

    aus yan para may kakulitan din d2
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by kairos on Wed May 06, 2009 5:59 pm

    Lagay pa kayo cornyng jokes.
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Wed May 06, 2009 6:10 pm

    Eto joke for the day...
    Deposit ......



    Teacher: Pedro, gamitin mo ang word na deposit sa isang sentence.

    Pedro: Deposit is leaking

    Teacher: Hidni! I'll give you a hint. Deposit bank. Deposit bank. Gets mo na?

    Pedro: Opoh mam... Deposit in the bank is leaking.


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Wed May 06, 2009 9:26 pm

    lol..

    the faucet in the bank is leaking....

    hahahahahaha


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by kairos on Wed May 06, 2009 9:34 pm

    I smiled.

    But I love this.

    Spell remittance.

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    Hari ng Padala!
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Wed May 06, 2009 9:41 pm

    @manong
    galing yan sa commercial eh......


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by kairos on Wed May 06, 2009 9:45 pm

    Kaya nga eh!

    Tuwang tuwa ako!
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Wed May 06, 2009 9:47 pm

    mas natatawa ako yung saan aabot ang P20 mo...

    lol yung commercial ng McDonalds...


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by kairos on Wed May 06, 2009 10:04 pm

    Di naman yun commercial ng mcdo ha!
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Wed May 06, 2009 10:33 pm

    aw, sowee, di kasi ako mahilig manuod ng TV maliban sa discovery at sa NGC....

    lol... tama nga pala sa icecream yun... lol... ano nga ba yung brand ng ice cream?


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Thu May 07, 2009 1:53 pm

    Yung sa selecta Cornetto yata yung patalastas na yun eh!?


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    Post by Qwatro Bente on Thu May 07, 2009 2:30 pm

    JOKES!!!

    SIR: Inday, c Sir mo 2..bangga kotse ko and i nid cash!
    INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh!
    SIR: Gaga! c Sir mo talaga to!
    INDAY: Gago! c Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!

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    KUTO2: copy!
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    KUTO2: sa bulbol ni ma'am..ikaw?
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    TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
    BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
    TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
    BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
    TEACHER: baket naman?
    BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.

    Dalawang cra ulo....
    CRA1: Magaling ka na ba?
    CRA2: Oo namn!!!
    CRA1: Talaga?...kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?
    CRA2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlyt mo?...e d nalaglag pa
    ko!!!

    2 Patients are taking sperm count.....
    (d nurse masterbates P#1 but sucksP#2)
    While the nurse is doing the blow.....
    P#1: Ba't blowjob sa kanya e samantalang sakin handjob lang?
    NURSE: CASH ito noh!.... sayo PHILHEALTH lang!!!

    Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext....
    PEPE: Tol! pasa load namn! 2pesos lang, my katx lng me.
    Tol: cge. w8 lng.
    (message sent)
    Pepe: Tnx tol! bait mo talaga!
    Tol: Gago! wag ka na magtex! sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!!
    Pepe: k.

    GIRL: mag-69 tayo dear!!
    BOY: pano un?
    GIRL: ganito lang...
    (pumuwesto na cla at biglang na utot ang girl ng 4 times)
    BOY: Ayoko na!!! D KO NA KAYA UNG NATITIRA PANG 65!!!!

    SON: dady...baket umuungol c mommy kagabi? my sakit ba cya?
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    SON: ibig sabihin, gabi-gabi cyang hapi kahit nung nasa states ka pa?

    ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.
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    ERAP: it's max's.
    DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, r u choking?
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    YEAR 2005....
    Prosti 1: sa sobrang hirap ng panahon ngaun,kahit 200 payag na ko.
    Prosti 2: ako kahit 100..payag na!
    Prosti 3: ako nga blowjob for free! may makain lng!!!

    isang gabi...
    WIFE: di ako makatulog dahil sa lamok. mag-SEX muna tayo!
    HUSBAND: putragis! anong akala mo sa TITI ko?....katol!!!! matulog ka na!!!!

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    d lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....
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    a priest lost a bird & asked during mass...
    Priest: anyone got a bird?
    all men stood up.
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    all women stood up.
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    ANAK: Dad! naka-experience na ko ng blowjob! yahoo!!!!
    DAD: wow! anak!...binata ka na!!!anong feeling?
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    dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....
    Madre1: diyos ko! patawarin mo po cla...d nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.
    Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!

    After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa organ ng lalaki....
    BF: Gusto mo pa ulit?
    GIRL: hindi..namimiss ko lng.......meron kc ako nito dati e....

    MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cel ko sa panty ko!!!! ..nagba-vibrate!!!
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    dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis....
    Ngongo: "nges hu?"....
    MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!

    a wife and husband fighting....
    Wife: inamo!!!
    Husband: inamo rin!!!
    Wife: tarantado!
    Husband: tarantado ka rin!!!
    Wife: gago!!!
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    Dentist & Lover....
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    ambisyosong BAKLA to!!!

    Sexy: Doc!! mainit pwet ko!
    Doc: lagyan natin ng thermometer
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    Doc: cge, off ko ilaw...
    (in-off ilaw)
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    Doc: cge lang!!! di rin ito thermometer!!!!

    Erap: lintek na ibon 2!! iniputan ako!
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Thu May 07, 2009 2:44 pm

    Hehehehe...Medyo Green pala isip mo pre.Sunod iba naman para di masyadong bastos.K!?


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Qwatro Bente on Thu May 07, 2009 2:56 pm

    haha sinulat ko naman 18+ dun sa isa diba? Pati nakita ko yung thread mo sa ds malibog ka din wag ka magmalinis haha
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Thu May 07, 2009 2:58 pm

    Oi do ah.....Onti lang....


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Thu May 07, 2009 3:41 pm

    hahahaha, green jokes..... lol


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Wazzynator on Thu May 07, 2009 3:42 pm

    di ko rin alam lol...


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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by Qwatro Bente on Thu May 07, 2009 4:27 pm

    dilim nung isa di mabasa pati di ko ma edit. delete niyo nalang.
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by kairos on Thu May 07, 2009 7:27 pm

    Nice one!

    I LOL you!

    Actually I will merge this to the other thread
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    Re: Pinoy HaHa!!

    Post by SINclare21 on Thu May 14, 2009 5:07 pm

    Sa church may nagaganap na kababalaghan! Suspect

    Pari:Sister jenny!Hindi ko na mapigilan!Kailangan ko nang ilabas!
    Madre:Ako din hindi ko na kaya!
    Pari:Dun tayo sa kwarto!

    Makalipas ng ilang minuto...

    Madre:Father sigurado ka bang ok lang na gawin natin to??Nasa sagradong lugar tayo!
    Pari:Wag kang mag alala!Ang nasa taas na ang bahalang humusga satin!

    May sumagot sa taas ng bubong ng kwarto....

    Karpintero:Ah sige huhusgahan ko kayo!Mali yung mga posisyon nyo!!
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